Welcome to our studio's site!
We are committed to bringing you enjoyable and immersive video games... some day. Right now, we've only released the bad ones, but only because it'll make you appreciate our future good games even more. But hey, maybe you have weird taste in games and will like the bad ones. Maybe these games will become cult hits! Yeah, we're probably like the Ed Wood of video games.
We're not sure when the good video games will be ready, but keep clicking on our site to give us ad revenue that we can use to fund game development and MMO subscriptions -- at least until Google bans our AdSense account for gaming their system. Our games are totally not secret BitCoin miners sending us money, by the way. I'm not sure why I feel the need to tell you this right now. You're not a cop, are you?