Current Job Postings
Please we need someone to help keep us on track. No experience required. No schooling required. No required things.
We're so bad at marketing that we aren't sure anyone will see and apply to our marketing position. Maybe you will? Whoever replies first gets the job.
We tried making levels but no one likes them. Please make them for us. Oh, and also everything else, too.
We don't know any programming languages. Applicant must have 30 years experience with all of them.
We tried to get people to play our game (at no charge) but no one wants to. Will you tell us we're great at making games?
We need someone who doesn't know how to do anything except talk about all the great ideas that they have. Someone edgy and dangerous, but also safe to be around.
Guy who can make fun of Chad who makes fun of us
We need someone bigger and tougher than Chad to make fun of him after he makes fun of us. Are you a hardcore bruiser, or good with yo' momma jokes?